But it’s all for a good cause. And no-one died. Though one of the party feels like he’s dead. And there is reportedly some chaffing. Their bikes will be ceremoniously crushed at a recycling facility of their choice, with a firm commitment that if any of their number even MENTIONS cycling again, he will be brutally dispatched in the same manner. Helmets and attire will be consigned to the shed, to gather dust – like a memento of Mr Bens – and to act as a reminded : never again.
