Damned if I know what this is, but it’s the future – according to former champion, and self confessed veggie-holic Mr. Dickson. The drink-powered salesman claims his lettuce munching diet has transformed his golfing abilities, and who can deny it : champion last year and runner-up in a tense play-off this year, he also featured prominently as a bandit amatuer at Carnousties famously easy championship course, with dorumented proof (procured no doubt by a small token of his sponsorship appreciation). Why play was continuing at 22:32 remains a mystery : perhaps the cover of dark allowed a few mulligans. Or that the Scott Dixon alluded to was actually THE Scott Dickson, a former tour pro based in Montreal.
No matter : as a recent article in that establishment giant, The Daily Mail recently pointed out, a vegetarian diet leads to a superabundance of methane emmissions from those practicing it’s dark arts. In other words, to reduce global warming, eradicate veganism.